Worlds Oldest Person Dies at 115
“LOS ANGELES – Gertrude Baines, who lived to be the world’s oldest person on a steady diet of crispy bacon, fried chicken and ice cream, died Friday at a nursing home. She was 115.”
News link here.
6326, I guess it’s not hopeless for us after all 
Hungry for a Heart Attack?
Food porn
n.
According to Wikipedia:
Food porn is a sarcastic term variously applied to a spectacular visual presentation of cooking or eating in advertisements, infomercials, cooking shows or other visual media, foods boasting a high fat and calorie content, exotic dishes that arouse a desire to eat or the glorification of food as a substitute for sex.
(I like that last part..lol)
My impression about food porn is that it’s pictures of food so sinful that you need to view them in private. Well, in a way, at least.
Some samples from the premier food pornsite, This Is Why You’re Fat.com :
Bacon-Wrapped Meatloaf With A Layer Of Mac And Cheese
Egg n’ Ham Sammich
A regular ham and cheese sandwich but topped with 11 sunny-side up egg yolks.
Deep Fried Oreos With Powdered Sugar And Multi-Colored Sprinkles
Lankford’s Gluttoneer
Half pound prime rib/sirloin/rib eye patty, american cheese, onions, maple bacon, hot link sausage, ketchup and honey mustard.
Junk Food Pizza
Large meat pizza covered with potato skins, mozzarella sticks, mini taco’s, jalapeño poppers and onion rings.
And here’s (in my opinion) the more insane (if that’s possible) entries:
12 Bird True Love Roast
Contains 12 different kinds of bird: large turkey filled with goose, chicken, pheasant, aylesbury and barbary duck, poussin and guinea fowl, partridge, pigeon squab, quail and mallard duck. Breast meat from 48 different birds + 8 types of stuffing.
(I want this! lolx.. Depending on who and how many are eating, I suppose this dish could feed people between a week and/or a semester..)
Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger
Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.
(omgwtfbbq HEARTATTACK.com.my.edu)
MEGA Double Stuff Oreo
(Kudos for effort and time! Some major deepthroating gonna be involved here.. ><)
Turbaconucken
A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.
(… INSTANTDEATH.com.my.edu)
The Romelette
An omelette made with eggs and Ramen noodles.
(I’m gonna try this!! ahahahaha)
Ok I’m going to stop here. Can feel my arteries getting clogged just by looking at all this stuff ><
Visit ThisIswhyYoureFat.com and Supersizedmeals.com for more.
Alright, now for breakfast!
Love = Bacon
i can haz ba-kini?
It’s soooo goood but soooo unhealthy.
A little is never enough. MORE MORE MORE!!
..until it gets too much and suddenly you get sick of it.
Then you avoid it.
But then you crave for it.
Anything else isn’t quite the same.
Sigh. Why you do us liddis.
